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I couldn't stop myself.

This absolutely makes me livid.

FUCKING LIVID.

Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?

FEMINISM ruined her life. FEMINISM stops her from cleaning all day and having a hot meal for her man when he gets home.

Not her own lazy ass. Oh no. FEMINISM.

Never mind that there are countless women out there who clean their homes and have hot meals for their families on top of working. No no no. Single moms? They live in filthy disorganised cesspools and their kids eat cold cereal every night. And you know, it's ok that women are trapped in relationships they would rather not be in, because they are dependent upon the man in that relationship for financial support. Because never mind getting a job, but if you could manage to get a job, you would be valued MUCH LESS in the workplace because, you know, women are less than men. Never mind the recognition of the value of a woman as a human being, rather than her value as something sporting tits.

Yea, lets get rid of feminism, and all the changes it's brought about. Because life was better when it was ok for some jackass in the coffee shop that you begged for a job at (because you know, that's what women are suited for, serving fucking food, not cooking it, not owning the shop or anything but serving like she would be if she was a decent woman with a husband and a home and no need to work,) to grab your ass and pull on your top and make lewd remarks about you and there was nothing anyone else was going to do about it. Let's go back to a time where women wouldn't leave men because they were afraid to lose their children. Let's go back to a time where women were considered uppity, forward, or mannish for simply having the desire to be educated beyond highschool, or for wanting to help others and become doctors, or lawyers, or to leave her mark on the world and become an architect or a musician or a chef, or make a difference in people's lives by entering politics or education. Yea, let's trap women in the home again. Let's take away their ability to choose for themselves. Let's do that.

Because the world was better then right?

Fucking moron.

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Gregory Goyle, embarrasses himself.

Who is Gregory Goyle you ask? Why he's "I am a regular cast member in the biggest movie franchise in cinema history..."

That's right, he's so regular that the imbd profile lacks a character biography. Wait wait wait.

The name, it's familiar.

It's right there!

OH YEA CRABBE AND GOYLE. Goyle has a first name? Does he even have any significant lines in the movies? Do his lines in all five movies (and soon to be six) count up together to be significant dialogue?

No, not really. He sits next to Malfoy looking big, dumb, and sometimes brooding.

Let me finish that quote I started for you earlier, because it's the best quote of the whole thing (but not the best part...)

"I am a regular cast member in the biggest movie franchise in cinema history and you will NOT speak to me like that!"

Fucking brilliant I tell you. Fucking brilliant. (Imagine that with an accent, it's funnier that way.)

But that's not the best part. The best part is:

"He finally collapsed in the toilet with his trousers round his ankles. "When staff tried to get him to move he started screaming and bolted into the café next door.

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!

Ok enough laughing at the poor sod. Let's be real for a second. If you really think about it, it's sad. He's been nothing but an over-glorified extra in some insanely popular movies and it's really gone to his head obviously. This behaviour indicates that the poor kid is in trouble. OBVIOUSLY his parents, his agent, his handlers, whoever aren't doing their jobs right. I hope he goes down the right path and gets help, but that shit won't make the news because he's a nobody.

But I'm a petty shallow person at times and this is hilarious.

[edit:] btw, I start Wednesday. WOO.